The 2010 Cosmos 4RW V8 Muscle Bike sports four 17-inch wheels, a 250 cubic inch V8 producing 350 horsepower and an extra helping of shut the &%*$ up. Guaranteed to be faster on the street than Michael Jackson's autopsy photos can be faked on the internet, this monster will make little children cry.... not unlike the former King of Pop.

Think you might want one for yourself? Thats cool..... it will only run you between $90-100K.......... Unless you are bruce wayne, in which case Wayne R&D has the hook up....  This is the only photo to be found of the beast, and a lot of speculation has arisen weather or not it is considered a motorcycle since it has 4-wheels. I don't think the bike cares, because it is equally happy blowing the doors off your 92 $hitbox as it is driving it up the back end of your boss's metrosexual crossover SUV/maxipad.

This thing looks a ton better than the Dodge Tomhawk (despite there being a Viper engine shoehorned into it) especially considering the design team likes to take joy rides on it in shorts and deck shoes...... right after a night sailboating to the nearest port of harbor with the most Sea-men............ way to go Sailor - the Village People called, and they want their uniform back.....

Special thanks to Kenny, who once made a 4-wheel bicycle in middle school, effectively ensuring his virginity until after junior college.